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Police Report: Tough Turkey

 
 (Actual items from the local police record.)

We knew those birds were tough eating, but we didn't realize how tough!

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 Accident: At 4:19 p.m., Mert Frebbins* of East Mildew reported that he struck a turkey with his 2010 Volkswagen Jetta that morning on Route 127 near Upper Underbridge Road. He reported the collision cause about $1,100 in damge to the Volkswagen.

 

* Name changed to protect us.

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