(Actual items from the local police record.)
We knew those birds were tough eating, but we didn't realize how tough!
Accident: At 4:19 p.m., Mert Frebbins* of East Mildew reported that he struck a turkey with his 2010 Volkswagen Jetta that morning on Route 127 near Upper Underbridge Road. He reported the collision cause about $1,100 in damge to the Volkswagen.
* Name changed to protect us.