Getting Ready for the Big One
Fred Marple on the Signs of Fall

Police Report: Domestic Altercation

(Actual item from the local paper.) Neighbor complaint: At 7:50 a.m., police responded to a residence for a report of yelling coming from the neighbor's residence. Officer checked the area and determined the yelling was Guinea hens squealing.

(Apparently, they had been left in a room with the Food Channel playing all night and were upset about an episode of "Iron Chef" in which a relative played a major role.)



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