Police Report: Crude Canines
May 31, 2012
(Actual items from the local police record.)
Disorderly person: at 7:52 p.m., police went to Altemont Street after getting a report of a man screaming that he was going to kill two dogs if they didn't stop barking and making obscene gestures.
Not sure we want to know what an obscene dog gesture looks like.
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