You've heard of carbon credits? Now, for the person who's too busy (or, let's face it, too lazy) to take care of themself, there are exercise credits.
Now you can print your own, totally worthless Frost Heaves funny money. Click here for side A. Print it, turn it over, and click here for side B. Print side B, then trim with scissors. Cream-colored, 8.5 x 14 paper works best.