Photo 1 - A Frost Heaves ChristmasThe whole gang is back with
A Frost Heaves Christmas
The Park Theatre
19 Main St., Jaffrey, NH

By popular demand--and this time we really mean it--Fred Marple, the Frost Heaves Players, and the Speed Bumps band return with holiday hilarity at the beautiful Park Theatre, featuring new bits, our favorite Christmas sketches, the latest news from Frost Heaves, and assorted Yankee nonsense for the whole family. Tickets are just $20 available now! All seats reserved. Don't miss out! Click here to get your tickets now!

Here's Fred with a preview of the show:

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Announcing the return of some classic Frost Heaves items!

Printify products
T-shirts, caps, and mugs suitable for any occasion.
Click here or the image above to visit the Frost Heaves Market!

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Deep Water_smSpeaking of Christmas, folks who love New England will love this true-crime book from Ken Sheldon, creator of Frost Heaves! In the closing days of WWI, William K. Dean was murdered at his New Hampshire farm. Was the murderer his wife,  suffering from dementia? Was it his friend, a powerful judge and banker? Or was it his former tenant, rumored to be a German spy?

DEEP WATER
Murder, Scandal and Intrigue in a New England Town

Click "buy now" to order your autographed copy.

Also available at:    Amazon    Barnes and Noble    Books-A-Million    Bookshop.org    The Museum Store

 

We're proud--well, semi-proud--to announce the release of Fred's recordings.  My Mountain is a collection of folk songs about New England, while Crabby Road is humorous tunes about Yankee life--black flies, baked beans and people from away. Folks have said Fred's songs are "moving," "funny," and "better than listening to the coffee grinder." You can check out the songs for free by clicking here.

Crabby road 4_chicken My Mountain 1

 

 

 

 

 

 

Available as a digital download, or a physical CD if you still have a CD player! (Sorry, no 8-track or cassette.) The digital downloads come with extras like a bonus track, alternate covers, and the "My Mountain" songbook with lyrics and chords to the songs.

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Meanwhile, here's Fred Marple's collection of semi-true tales, rumors and outright lies from the most under-appreciated town in New Hampshire. Available at your local bookstore, Amazon.com, or click below to order here, $16.95 + S&H. Here's a little preview:

Click below to order your copy of Welcome to Frost Heaves.

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Get in shape with Fred Marple's Yoga for Yankees comedy DVD. Yankee humor and assorted nonsense including selections from Fred Marple's live show. On sale now for just $6 ($3 S&H).

Get your karma in gear with Yoga for Yankees. Namastayuh!

                           

SOS cover 4bBack in spite of popular demand, it's our Songs on the Spot, a collection of hilarious tunes written during our live show, based on suggestions from the audience. Great tunes like Don't Pee on Electric Fences, A Mighty Wind, Colonoscopy Christmas and more, now available as a digital download.  Click here to give a listen!


Feel free to poke around, check out the many videos in our TV Room, drop us a note, or just see what's in the Junk Drawer. Don't worry, you won't break nothing. Just turn the light off when you leave.